The Zodiac of Eternal Indifference

Written by Tal Liron
Based on absolute truth as communicated to him in daydreams

Signs seem to fit on the Gregorian calendar
But they are so ancient, they predate man
And there may be mistakes
Due to detonations of nuclear weapons in the 20th century
That have shifted the position of the Earth
And led our calculations astray
To find your lost sign, resort to echolocation
If you feel that your sign accurately portrays you, you are right
Share it
So that others may cultivate who you know yourself to be
Your matching sign is exactly five months from you
In either direction

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